1) Ryou is a kind, nice guy

2) However he has a alter ego....a bad guy alter ego!

3) He has incredible hair

4) he has WHITE, SPIKEY hair!

5) Everyone else sucks....(j/k!)

6) He speaks Japanese!

7) And has a British accent

8) Have you seen his eyes??

9) The famous Bakura smirk

10) Bakura is definitely edgy

11)But Ryou is clean

12) Best of both worlds

13) You can pick one

14) And then trade for the other

15) Bring Bakura to a punk concert

16) And Ryou to meet your parents

17) The blue coat

18) Ryou is a great friend

19) The whole mystery thing

20) One could have fun finding out his secrets

21) Kawaii!!

22) Weirdo

23) Bakura is a psycho!

24) Makes for an interesting story

25) He can duel (is not just a cheerleader)

26) His hair is one color

27) I want him to wear leather

28) If Tristan wears leather I will puke

29) He's from ancient Egypt

30) He's got to know some interesting stuff

31) I like having blue hair

32) I think he's a karate master

33) He clumsy sometimes

34) He's not *quite* perfect

35) He makes me laugh

36) Like with the skeleton

37) He's smart

38) And can take care of himself

39) He's got big feet

40)*unshared thought*

41) *worse unshared thought*

42) squeezable

43)good back ground story

44) none of my friends like him (poor guy)

45) he is my idea of the perfect guy

46) I bet he has a nice voice

47) and is one of those artsy brooding guys (sometimes)

48) how he states the obvious to those to dense to see it

49) loyal......forever and ever

50) the way he laughs

51) his looong legs

52) the way he tries to act superior, but never can pull it off

53) how he thinks he can fly...when he jumped off that ledge

54) poor deluded soul...I think he really tripped

55) how truly happy he is, when he is happy...

56) how he doesn't hide his emotions...well, the good ones

57) his patience with less intelligent folk

58) he never has a family...he needs one...

59) his evil glare

60) he truly cares about people

61)he looks like a certain other light long haired person on the screen, in a strange twisted and stretched manner (how many Bakura girls also like Legolas, I wonder?)

62) he thinks blonds hate him...

63) good story

64)I bet he's great with kids

65) he'd make a great shaman type

66)new ager...

67) rather drifty

68)Bakura...should know some great stories

69) I bet if I asked reeeeeally nice, he'd let me shoot arrows at him

Airi: Ryou, will you please be my target and let me shoot pointy arrows at you?.....trying to outline you of course, not hit you.

Ryou: uh *somewhat worriedly * have you done this before?

Airi: welll...technically, no.  But I'm sure I wouldn't hurt you or anything!

Ryou: how about some other time? *points hurriedly at Malik* Look! Its Malik...I bet he'd love to have you shoot at him! *runs away *

Airi: *sings out * Malik???  Come here!

Malik: *sees bow in her hands * *freezes * Oh, Ra!  *starts backing away with wide eyes *

Airi: er...why won't anyone be my target? 

70) or maybe not

71) But that only proves he's strong willed!

72) I bet he likes to dance

73) Unfortunantly, he has two left feet

74)  But Bakura could take over

75) Likes to travel the world

76) not just to get away from officials looking for stolen tomb objects either

77) adventuresome

78) but not stupid

79) would not climb Everest

80) smart boy

81) slim

82) not muscle bound

83) but strong

84) like when he beat up bandit Keith

85) okay maybe he just pushed him really hard

86) but its the thought that counts

87) he has lots of thoughts

88) unlike other people...

89) devious

90) would make good assassin

91) no one would ever suspect him

92) Bakura that is

93) Ryou's to sweet

94) but he's got some hidden evilness under there

95) right?

96) has too....

97) crazy bakas

98) *sigh*

100) lol.  Together, they're one perfect guy

Why Malik?

I was pushed into doing this...

1) He's got this incredibly insane personality

2) He wants to take over the world

3) Beautiful violet Eyes

4) Egyptian...exotic   (no I will NOT put erotic here too!)

5) He's got muscles

6)The armbands

7)And neck thing...(kind of like a slave collar isn't it?)

8) *erased thought having to due with above thinking outloud *

9) His cloak!

10) Marik's lazy smoldering look

11) The Rod...Millennium Rod

12)He's gonna kick Bakura's a$$.. (poor 'kura *tear*)

13) He's tall

14)And powerful

15)And knows how to use that power

16)A man on a mission

17) Aah, a mission....I wanna go!!

18) Also multilingual

19)He can talk sweet Egyptian nothings

20) But I don't think I'd be able to hear him....to dazed

21) heh..

22)his pants

23)None of my friends like him either.. (good)

24) For some reason people run away from him

25)maybe it's that crazy look in his eyes and insane smile

26) strong and silent type

27) except when he's busy plotting outloud

28) stupid...people can hear you that way!

29) has foresight to plan ahead

30) has goals in life (to kill certain people, but hey at least he has goals)

31) he took off his cloak...all the way off!

32) I swear, he was naked under there the whole time!

33) Fangirl: you wish!

34) * deleted expletive * it!

35) he likes it warm

36) His tattoos

37) very cool

38) doesn't have a problem with pain

39) His shiny hair

40)  how it hangs into his eyes

41) how he duels Yugi w/ no shirt on

42)poor Yugi, he must be very distracted

43) I wonder if he does it on purpose

44) thank you anyway!

45) very devious if so

46) very devious anyways

47) good at anything he does

48) a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g.

49) atleast, gives that impression

50) *blush*

51) okay, back to reality..

52) good with knives

53) stop saying the word good!

54) what about yummy?

55) No! *covers ears *

56) ....

57) tan

58) good clothes

59) has money somewhere

60) NOT hidden in his pants however

61) don't even think about looking

62) must be in the family

63) though Isis obviously has no access to it

64) flexible

65) has people to command

66) though some are rather...odd

67) can control them telepathically 

68) mind reader

69) on second thought...

70) I really don't think I want him to know what I'm thinking...

71) threatening

72) he'd probably find out one way or another

73) he strikes me as the determined type

74) possibly obsessive compulsive

75) doesn't make him less perfect though

75) just a little aggressive

76) anger management problems

77) not a guy to dump your drink on

78) he's probably a fast runner

79) hey, you know his robe...

80) I was just thinking...it's kind of big...roomy...

81) nevermind, lost that thought

82) its got that cool hood thing

83) with the eye on it!

84) much better than Yami

85) the wimp

86) well not really...

87) Malik wouldn't waste his time on an unworthy opponent! 

Why...NOT? 

..more like:: reasons why Bakura is better::

Oh, I really love 'em all....in some deep dark hidden area of my mind....that I block out....

Why Not Tristan?

1) *laughs * Tristan

2) sorry dear...not making fun of you

3) haircut...looks stupid

4) haircut...makes look like idiot

5) never changes his clothes

6) cannot duel

7) is cheerleader...very masculine occupation *rolls eyes*

8) okay...maybe he thinks dueling is for little kids

9) one question: and how old are you?

10) I didn't think so

11) Has no taste in colors

12) asks extremely obvious questions

13) is not funny

14) doesn't do anything

15) has more air time than Bakura (many negative points for that one)

16) steals Mokuba 

17) anyone w/ brain knew Yugi would win

18) Mokuba would have been released any way

19) stupid

20) hides in suit of armor...

21) Bakura has to save him

22) Doesn't even thank Bakura

23) instead insults him

24) THROWS the RING over the edge of the cliff! (I was horrified!)

25) b/c Bakura is better

Why Not Yami or Yugi?

1) too short

2) to nice

3) trying to save the world from evil, destruction...blah blah blah

4) denies Bakura puzzle

5) hair to weird 

6) is surrounded by very strange people

7) has to be on drugs...no one as nice as Yugi

8) Yami is okay

9) whole beating Bakura things bad though...never forgive him

10) no mystery

11) the blue star pajamas

12) leather choker....no

13) Yugi to innocent for leather

14) I laugh at him.....sorry, its amusing

15) If Tea likes him....I do not want to

16) strange imagination

17) pervert....read the manga....oh, but his Grandfather...MUCH worse

18) Bakura is much cooler name

19) He was only a Pharaoh for cryin' out loud

20) how much money could he have?

21) Okay maybe a lot

22) But he has memory problems

23) Doesn't know where he put his shoes

24) oh wait, there attached to his pants! (woohoo!)

25) sorry...

26) He's such a sweetheart...deffinently a hugger!

27) Sorry!!

Why Not Otogi?

1) arrogant yarou

2) weird earrings......

3) horrible English name. Duke? WHY???

4) strange clothes

5) cool hair....kinda

6) pretty eyes

7) who said he looks like Malik?

8) DOES NOT!!!

9) grr...no chance

10) can't admit when he's obviously wrong

11) sent idea to Pegasus of all people

12) Pegasus contaminated him...

13) ew

14) headband....

15) made total fool of himself

16) whiner

17) strikes me as country singer type

18) I have no clue why

19) just can picture him speaking w/ a southern twang

20) make him stop!!  *puts hands over ears * oh...he wasn't. heh.

Why Not Kaiba?

1) don't get me wrong...I love Kaiba, I really do...but not as much as Bakura...or Malik...but more than Yami

2) So I can't horribly bash him

3) but....

4) I can do some!

5) like the whole purple coat thing...

6) and being stupid

7) hanging out of that blimp like that..

8) *shakes head*

9) and letting cheaters into Battle City

10) er...thats about it...

Why Not Jou?

1) horrible accent....

2) obviously does not know when to quit

3) no dignity what so ever

4) can not admit defeat to girl

5) cannot admit defeat

6) obviously liked dressing up in dog suit

7) should have stayed in it

8) stupid green coat.. (should have been Bakura's)

9) makes stupid jokes

10) painful to listen to them

11) just stop!

12) I shudder in pain

13) cannot brush hair for some strange reason

14) has odd sister....weird gene pool

15) doesn't have the angsty thing going for him

16) ends up wearing skirt once...(obviously likes it)

17) beat up Yugi

18) okay...only a couple times

19) when he scratches his head

20) painful to watch him try to think

Why not Pegasus?

1) obviously to old

2) whole insane issue...not cute like in Malik

3) scary

4) questionable...(Yugi-boy????)

5) what kind of name is Pegasus

6) name obviously symbolizes is flighty

7) already is looking for girl

8) has issues admitting death

9) just has issues

10) is mean to little kids

11) twisted

12) sometimes funny though

13) in a sarcastic way

14) weird lacy stuff

15) sappy

16) hypocrite

17) to girly

18) cheater

19) just....*shudders *  NO WAY

20) you take him...please

Why Not Mokuba?

1) Please!!! what are you??

Why Not....Rex/Weevil/Roba/Noa?

1 reason: they may try to be evil, but never can compare to the easy careless masterful evilness of Bakura and Malik.  Bow to your masters, slaves!!!

Self Declared AntiFanGirl